Long time, no update. Mum and Dad finally went home. I was relieved to get rid of them because I wasn't getting any when they were here.
Stacey: O: Do your entries always have to be vulgar?
When did you become moderator of my journal? ..Anyway, it's not vulgar. It's just the truth.
I miss Tomichii though .__. I've missed spending time with him. He's so cool to hang around with. He's my mini me- we like all the same things.. and he never criticises me. I'm his idol. Scary thought o.O;;
I told him about Sammy's.. condition.. and he's fine with it. He actually thinks it's 'really cool!!!' but I told him not to say that to Mum. I think she'd have a heart attack. XD;;

It's a full house in here. Spite and Malice came back after a long abscence. Malice got drunk so we had to put him to bed in Spite's old room. Spite slept in there too. It sucked to have to explain that to my parents. 'No, they're not a couple- they just share a bed' ...and take baths together sometimes, but Mum and Dad don't need to know that o-o;;
Also, Julia's gone away and Vincent turned up, saying he was staying for a while. Thanks for telling us, Stacey.
And the new guy, Tatsuya.. What a fucking ASSHAT! O_< He blatantly wants to get into Toyo's pants.
We're taking Tomichii out to the park today. At least that'll be fun.

X3 Things aren't going to badly. Tomichii adores Sammy. He told me that he thinks he's 'really cool' and he looks 'like a vampire'. Uhh.. well, shit. XD I don't think he's supposed to know anything but I might have a little talk with him a bit later..
Mum and Dad still don't like Sam much, but they -are- enjoying his cooking, so it's not all hate. XP

Everyone laugh at Stacey. In the space of a few hours, she's nearly being caught looking at unsuitable images -twice-. One of them was sent by Caysie and I am appalled at how heterosexual it was. When it's a base, it'll be good to doll me on though. :D

o_O Someone's at the door.. I have to go.

Endless is a whore :3
Toyo: That's so mean.. You shouldn't say things like that..
I didn't mean it in an offensive way.. You just don't want me to say anything because you're jealous.
Toyo: ...;-;
o-o;; *cuddles*
Tatsuya: I'll make him feel better.. ^.^
o.O

..Er.. anyway..

( I stole this from Standis' pants )

Zomg! They're here! D:

Mum, Dad and Toe are arriving on Saturday. Sammy's acting really strangely. He keeps cleaning and he's buying food in bulk and deciding what to cook. It's kinda sweet. He really wants to impress them. <3

We're back! Actually, we've been back for a while but I've just got the chance to get online. Stacey's mad at us. She says it's because we didn't tell her exactly when we were coming back and I startled her by reappearing suddenly. I think the reason she's mad is that we didn't bring her any presents XP
We didn't have time for any shopping anyway. The whole thing was a disaster. We had a plan and a nice girl that Sammy knows helped us (even though she doesn't like him), but we got found out and now my parents know the truth. They're very angry. They're being very unreasonable. We left but I spent a lot of time on the phone with Mum when we got back to the hotel. She's still very upset but I've talked her into bringing the family over to stay with us in a few weeks, so they can see what a nice person Sammy is. Also, I'll get to introduce Tomichii to Sammy. He can have Spitey's old room.

I'm alive! After many months, I return!
So.. this week I'm going to introduce Sammy to my parents. One problem- I told them that Sammy was short for Samantha... thus.. uhm.. female. Oops. Not sure how I'm going to work round this..

I -love- Lucifer! I do.. before now I just wanted to play with him.. but -now-..<3333333 *clings to his leg* Why?
Carrie-ann bought a book called I, Lucifer.. it begins like this..

"I, Lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serpent, Prince of This World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and without doubt Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe (ask Eve, that minx)"
..which means that Lucy-dearest wasn't always asexual.. and he's a bloody good fuck.. Marry me Lucy? * - *
And also..
"The rock and roll (I invented rock and roll. You wouldn't believe the things i've invented. Anal sex, obviously. Smoking. Astrology. Money...)"
O____O *worships the Luciferness* ..I'm asking him if he'll show me how it's done..
Stacey: ..y'know the book isn't about -that- Lucifer, right?
..shut up.. I want Lucysex..

I just discovered this community.. fuckingforks ..sadly it isn't quite what I was led to believe by the name..